ONCE I have entered the lobby, been relieved of my bags, and dispatched the niceties of being welcomed back to the 12 Apostles Hotel & Spa, is it rude to enquire: “Where is the cat?”
Naturally I am there for the luxurious room and the extravagantly mirrored bathrooms. The gin, and the sushi. Dinner at Azure. Even the mountain walk. But I am also there for the cat. Ingwe is a sensible and clever cat. She gave up her feral life for one of five-star luxury (oh we can all but dream…). She roams the hotel and sleeps wherever she pleases. She’s also very friendly and open to chin scritches, which is very gratifying for me, whose purpose in life is to befriend and pet every cat I meet.
The trek to my room was a fairly long one, but it was worth it for the corner view of the ocean and the mountain, the actual Twelve Apostles range at the back of Table Mountain. There was a cheerful balloon tied to a plate of sweet treats as a further welcome return to the hotel. Still clutching the glass of bubbly I was given at check-in, I immediately located my feet pillows (slippers) and slid across the floor Tom Cruise Risky Business-style. Fun, but can lead to injury.
Off to Azure we went for dinner. That day and night was when the South Easter was at its hissy worst. I’ve lived in Cape Town all my life but the spring wind never fails to surprise me with its ferocity. This one was blowing wrought iron furniture across the deck.
There was still dessert…hot peanut and chocolate doughnuts. I think that says enough.
The following morning, with the hotel still standing despite the howling wind, we rose early to go for a walk on the mountain. It’s lovely, really it is, and the round trip is about 6km – an easy 6km except for one little bit of uphill – but the weather conditions just weren’t nice. So we went a little way, oohed at the view, and went back for breakfast. I like the way they do the buffet, with everything in individual little jars. For my money, it should always be done like that, forever, because then no one can breathe their germs over the smoked salmon, or manhandle the cheese and cold cuts. Croissants are served at the table.
Naturally, by the time we wheeled our bags out, the wind had died down and guests were lounging by the pool without being swept away into the sea. There’s always next time (and the helicopter ride which was also scuppered because of the gale), and Ingwe was there to console me.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bianca Coleman ©